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Now, if we multiply both sides of the
equation, By X, we have an exponent

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of three.

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Now, what in the hell is that noise?

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Beavis and Butthead, what in the hell is
wrong with you?

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Oh, my God, you two little turds have
got lice.

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Uh, huh?

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What? Bugs! You've got bugs in your
hair.

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You mean like daddy long legs and worms
and centipedes?

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No, idiot!

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I mean scalp -biting, blood -sucking,
disease -carrying parasites.

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Cool.

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Yep,

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you boys have the worst case of head
lice I've ever seen.

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Head.

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We've got bugs in our hair.

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Well,

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these lice are pretty disgusting.

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Here, I'll show you what they really
look like.

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Take a look under the microscope.

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I don't see any bugs.

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Yeah. Just look into the little hole.

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Put your eye there.

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But this one's taking a dump.

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No, no, it's laying eggs.

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In fact, hundreds of them are doing that
on your scalp right now. Cool.

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Now here's the name of a special
shampoo.

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and a lotion for skin irritation.

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You said foreskin.

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Yeah, foreskin irritation.

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And you need to make sure you wash your
hair thoroughly, clean all your clothes

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and sheets in hot water, and boil your
cones. You've got to kill every one of

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those little bugs or you'll never get
rid of them. Yeah, yeah.

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And kill them.

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Yeah.

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This is going to be cool.

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Hey, Butt -head, what does that note
say?

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Uh, I think we have to, like, buy a
subscription to a special shampoo or

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something. No way!

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I'm not gonna spend money on shampoo.

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Yeah.

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Let's kill these bugs the old -fashioned
way.

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Yeah.

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Ow! What the hell are you doing,
asswipe?

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Ow!

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I'm gonna kick your ass, fart knocker!

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Now get up.

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We gotta, like, use an infesticide.

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Now hold still, butt munch.

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This stuff isn't working.

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We need to, like, try something else.

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Okay.

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Hey, Beavis.

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Let's electrocute him.

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He put it. Check it out. This thing's
got bug guts stuck to it.

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Bug zappers rule.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I'll show you.

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What about you? You want some too?

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Come on.

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Bunghole. Shut up and put your head in,
dumbass.

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Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, okay.

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Ow. Ow.

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Damn it.

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This, like, doesn't work on people or
something.

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You dumbass.

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You gotta, like, open it first.

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Whoa!

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Hey, butthead, are they dead?

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I think we got them, dude.

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How'd they get there, Beavis?

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I don't know.

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Damn it.

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Maybe you should stick your wiener in
the bug zapper.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I'm just going to shut my mouth and
watch.

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Yeah!

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They're going to kick my ass now.
Beavis, you thought you were going to

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Oh, sorry.

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I'm just going to shut up and listen.

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Yeah, yeah, check it.

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See, this guy's going up on the roof,
and this guy doesn't know what's going

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happen. And so when he goes into the
apartment, they're going to beat the

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crap out of him. Check this out.

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Dammit, Beavis, I told you to shut up.
Okay, okay.

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I'm not going to say anything.

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I'm just going to be quiet.

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I'm going to be quiet for a while.

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Whoa, check this out. Check this out.
Check this out, Pete.

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He's coming. He's delivering room
service.

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Damn it, Beavis. Oh, sorry.

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I forgot.

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This is exciting.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, Pete. Now that's Stuart Wallace,
Pete. That's Stuart Wallace. He plays

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himself.

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Isn't it going to be cool when this
video finally comes out? What are you

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talking about, Beavis? You know, when
the real video finally comes out.

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This is a video, dumbass. No way.

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That's cool.

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Whoa. Hey, buddy. This is Fred Kelly. He
plays Bunny. Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah. Neither wins, see? It's
Cochise.

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Cochise is cool.

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Yeah, Cochise kicks ass.

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That's the rookie, see?

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See Cochise back there? Uh -huh. See,
the rookie, he's got a really short

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see? Oh, yeah.

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He's pretty good, but he's got a bad
temper.

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Cochise has to calm him down sometimes.

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Cool.

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